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Where Did All The Old Timers Go, A Public Meeting Place For Open Discussion

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by ireland, Mar 26, 2006.

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  1. billybob

    billybob Regular member

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    I bet you your soul!! (well, thats mine then really isnt it :p)
     
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    can't bet my soul if i already have it. remember i have the lightning rods & you don't!!!!!!
     
  3. greensman

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    HELLO all!!

    ddp you sure know how to "check" someone don't you? LOL :D

    @billybob,
    I often wonder about your intelligence and your antics. lol. But you're funny none the less. Keep running around dodging them bolts, it's amusing to watch. :)

    ....gm
     
  4. ireland

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    back from the dollar store,bought 400 sheets of professional photo paper i been using for years,so far this is the best paper on the market..it very white and water-proof,ye can run water on it all day and the ink will not smear..10.25 mil thick.

    i been in photography for over 40 years.i tested all paper that i could test..this is the best...

    i started to buy the paper when it was 24 cents a sheet years ago..,now its 51 cents.

    been printing borderless 8x11 for people at 8 dollars a pop for beer money..

    [​IMG]


     
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    ROFL...

    Better listen billybob..:)
     
  6. gerry1

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    @Ireland ... why do we have such deals in Philly dollar stored? I had a sweet tooth one day and bought a chocolate cake mix ... got home and noticed it was all in arabic ... came out like brownies which still hit the spot anyway.

    Well, good night all! I'm going to read for awhile and then off to beddie-bye!
     
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    GOOD NIGHT GERRY1


     
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    HOW TO DEAL WITH YE PARENTS AT REPORT CARD TIME,IF YE GRADES ARE POOR


     
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    I am getting Old! It has been years since I read any of these threads.
    And now it's time to call it a nite. Good Night all..
     
  11. billybob

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    Huh :S

    Tehee, he may have the lightening rods but i have....erm....well.....yeh. *finds an excuse to run away*
     
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    good idea!!! run, run for your live!!!!!!
     
  13. gerry1

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    Hello Everyone! A slow day in this thread I see! Perhaps everyone has had a day like mine ... running around from place to place without a moment to myself. I have all of fifteen mins to eat and get on my way again. I hope everyone is well!

    @Ireland... I'm really envious of that photo paper deal you stumbled across!
     
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    The boy and the coin



    A dad walks into a market with his young son. The child is holding a 25-cent coin.
    Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
    The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting for
    help.




    A well dressed, attractive, but serious-looking woman in a blue business
    suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market, reading her newspaper and
    sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
    puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper and places it
    on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across
    the market. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's'
    testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more
    firmly.





    After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the coin,
    which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the
    woman hands the money to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee
    bar without saying a word.





    As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the
    father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
    never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a
    doctor?" No," the woman replies, "I work for the IRS."
     
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    Gerry
    My day was an excellent one. Beautiful weather and no one to bother me. I had a chance to catch up on a few projects. Hope tomorrow is a better day for you.

    Good night Gerry, Ireland, Billybob, ddp, Greensman, Nephilim and everyone. May tomorrow be a great day for everyone.
     
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  17. gerry1

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    Good morning everyone!! After trying to make a phone call on my TVs remote, I decided it was time to take a mental health day LOL! (In my own defense, I wasn't wearing my glasses .... which accounts for not hearing a dial tone!)
     
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    How many times did you put it to your ear listening for a dial tone before you made the realization though?
     
  19. gerry1

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    Actually, I didn't LOL! But I did try dialing though!
     
  20. ireland

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    GOOD MORNING ALL


    Gerry was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

    The next morning Gerry got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found...a brand new bathroom scale.

    Gerry has been missing since last Friday.
     
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