Where Did All The Old Timers Go, A Public Meeting Place For Open Discussion

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You know you're experiencing stress when...

- You can achieve a "runners high" by sitting up.

- The sun is too loud.

- You are missing several days from this week.

- Trees begin to chase you.

- You can see individual air molecules vibrating.

- You wonder if brewing is *really* a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.

- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.

- You can hear mimes.

- Things become "very clear." Everything is "very clear, indeed."

- You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

- Your heart beats in 7/8 time.

- You and reality file for divorce.

- You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.

- It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

- You can travel without moving.

- Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

- You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

- You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty tiff over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for a week.

*(SO THEIR......

 

Billy, this be my 4642nd post. Hmmmm... lol.

Morning all, Off to school.

 

I'm at about 8000 plus

 

Are we starting this who's bigger thing again?? LOL. ddp has already taken that contest let's move on to something more meaningful. hehehe. You know like weight, height, shoe size, hand size, or something that really counts, LIKE who likes beer or something. rofl.

....gm

Good morning to all, just rained here and have that great smell of freshness!!

 

My thoughts exactly.

I don't give a crap how many posts an individual has!

Your on the forum to have fun, learn a little, and to help a little.

So, , ,keep your nickers pulled up!

{;o)

<chuckle>

 

I may have to go buy some hip waders because these irrigation boots may not get the job done. LOL.

Morning Jaybo.....

 

Not one "well done".

 

Hello Everyone! Well, things are nuts at the office and will be again tomorrow. Still, I just wanted to pop by and say allo!

 

I like my steak cooked medium rare!!

I guess that's what you're talking about? LOL.

.....gm

 

good afternoon

Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came upon a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he really needed them, right?

It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built The Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
You grow old because you stopped laughing.

 

FOR THOSE WHO THOUGHT THEY KNEW EVERYTHING
HERES A REFRESHER COURSE


The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for


Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half


more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...~
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Donkeys kill more people annually


than plane crashes or shark attacks. (Watch your Ass!)
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You burn more calories sleeping


than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code


was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king


WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive


from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.


( Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!) *******************************************************
Apples, not caffeine,


are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

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Most dust particles in your house are made from


DEAD SKIN!

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.


So did the first " Marlboro Man."
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Walt Disney was afraid


OF MICE!
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PEARLS MELT


IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...


but, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,


and no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.


(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

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Richard Millhouse Nixon


was the first U.S. president whose name contains all
the letters from the word
"criminal."
(who thinks up this stuff???)

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And the best for last.....


Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

 

A new use for those little blue pilla ... Jet Lag!


http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Sex/story?id=3197378&page=1

Perks you up in more ways than one, I guess. Still, sounds potentially very embarrassing to moi LOL!

I can't breathe through my butt, only exhale ... and not without some degree of halitosis.

 

What happens to a politician who takes viagra?

He gets taller...

 

FOR YE OLD TIMERS OUT THERE 50+,NEW FINDINGS

i know this works,as i know 2-people i know that was in the program at Pittsburgh Medical Center look into this if ye wee,wee has a problem.

Botox Can Treat Enlarged Prostate,instead of surgery...

 

@Billyboy...LOL! I liked that one!

 

I aim to please

 

good afternoon,trust microsoft as they found out how to make more money by putting there name zune on the ipoods from the bin and resell them..

In what can be seen as either a joke or a real attempt to get employees to give up Apple iPods in favor of the Zune MP3 player, the team at Microsoft that builds Zune has set up a bin at its headquarters so employees can drop in iPods they don't want to use anymore.
http://www.infoworld.com/article/07/05/24/Microsoft-Zune-team-invited-to-give-up-iPods_1.html

 

Good morning all and happy Sunday! It's a large mug of coffee and a bowl of Cheerios for breakfast. It looks like a beautiful day but I've not yet been out; it must be hot though as I've got the air conditioning running for the first time this season.

It's a weekend for chairs. I broke my favorite rocker/recliner last week and I had to buy a new one...nice and firm so I needn't get a crane to get out of it. I must have been in a splurging mood because I also bought a new desk chair ... ten or so years ago, I took my old one from work because they were going to throw it out. I thought I'd buy a new one before the creaking gives way entirely and I find myself landing on my back...this chair is so comfortable, I could just sit here all day! Pity its the wrong color and doesn't match anything else in the room but I'm seriously cheap and this one was on sale.

 

great day theres TWO races to watch Indianapolis 500 and the Coke a Cola 600 so I'm set for the day lol

 

Personally, I think it's a bit boring aabbccdd.. They just go round for absolutely ages and then it gets good in the last 20 laps or so xD

F1 anyday