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Where Did All The Old Timers Go, A Public Meeting Place For Open Discussion

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by ireland, Mar 26, 2006.

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  1. ireland

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    At the church's husband's marriage seminar, the Priest asked Luigi, on his
    upcoming 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some
    insight into how he managed to stay married to the same woman all these
    years.

    Luigi replied to the audience "Well, I'v-a tried to treat-a her well,
    spend-a the money on her, but-a, da best-a is-a dat I took her to Italy for
    the 20th-a anniversary!

    The Priest immediately commented, "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to
    all the husbands here! Please tell the audience what you are planning for
    your wife for your 50th anniversary..."

    Luigi proudly replied, "I'm-a gonna go and-a get her."
     
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    Couldn't say it any better myself. :)

    ...gm
     
  3. gerry1

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    I bought fish for dinner; so much easier that way!
     
  4. GrandpaBW

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    I would bet you pissed off the neighbor, cutting it that early! I know that I would kick you ass. LOLLOL!
     
  5. gerry1

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    Thanks for that father's day feast, Ireland! I tried phoning my Dad but he isn't home. My sister must be taking him to dinner.

    Happy father's day to all you Daddies and Grand-daddies among our membership. I hope your kiddies appreciate every one of you!
     
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    Naw GrandpaBW The neighbor on each side have it made when I cut my lawn I cut half of each neighbors on each side just so it looks good across and keeps management off their backs and when they have a loud party every once in a while I don't complain and everyone here enjoys their music within reason, pretty peaceful here, but I sure wish they'd share some of their women! LOL Chris
     
  7. gerry1

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    Nighty night everyone!
     
  8. gerry1

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    Good morning boys and girls! It's only 11:00 a.m. and its already hot as blazes. Weather people say it will be just short of 100 degrees today (37.7 Celcius ... that sounds too comfortable). I've got today, wed and thurs off this week to combat a creeping case of burn out. I've also decided that I'm going to take off for a month come springtime ... haven't decided where to go yet ... Paris perhaps. I need to find a buddy who might be interested in joining me but not many people in the U.S. have that kind of vacation time.
     
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    good morn,as its morning to me..

    Ubuntu Linux Validates As Genuine Windows


    Microsoft Windows Linux
    bobbocanfly writes "Another crack in the Windows Genuine Advantage wall. A user at UbuntuForums.org managed to validate an Ubuntu installation as a genuine copy of Microsoft Windows and get to the download page of Windows Defender, using IE4Linux and Wine. (Here is an OGG video of the process.)
    http://rapidshare.com/files/37580147/recording.ogg
    Along with the advancement of LiveCD technology, this could spell the end of Microsoft's control over who gets their updates."

    go here to read more
    http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=475709
     
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    ireland, another case of not seeing the first reply, eh.

    Seems the admin's take no immediate notice to threads/PMs.

    And I think dRD/admins have their holiday next month, so hopefully it'll get done soon :/
     
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    i is feeling like crap,went to bed around 9pm and got up around 11:30am..

    i got to much sleep..

    ripper
    i wonder if drd can fix this thread..

    check out this
    http://www.mybloop.com/
     
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    Too much sleep? No such thing! :p

    And yes, I hope so. It's not just this thread though, so hopefully the issue will be resolved ASAP.

     
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    I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter was having a
    wonderful time playing on the bed At one point she said, "Daddy, look at
    this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

    Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in
    my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them
    before I rushed out of the room again.

    When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers
    with a devastated look on her face.

    I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

    She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
     
  15. gerry1

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    Ewwww! Gross!
     
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    And, if at your age, you really have a 3-year old daughter, I will personally come and hunt down another booger and eat it. :)
     
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    GrandpaBW
    if i had a 3-year old daughter and my bride just found out i would eat a ton of booger's..then use the bridge..for a quick get away..
     
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    there goes my supper & i haven't eaten yet!!!!
     
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    has this happened to ye

    Slip Of The Tongue
    May 25, 2005

    A guy boards a train bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him has a deeply bruised, black eye.

    "Heck, what a coincidence! We both have black eyes! Mind if I ask how you got yours?""Well," explains the man, "I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with beautiful breasts was behind the counter.

    When I asked to purchase a ticket to Pittsburgh, I accidentally blurted out 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh' and so she sucker-punched me!" The man continues, "What's your story?"

    The other guy explains, "I was at the breakfast table and I meant to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties,' but I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life you stupid bitch.'"
     
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