Where Did All The Old Timers Go, A Public Meeting Place For Open Discussion

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..........it doesn't even rhyme. hehehe.

Thanks ireland, I needed that even this late in the day.

...gm

 

Good morning boys and girls!

 

NOW gerry1 you call a MAN with a bucket full of SCROTUM and a yard of PENIS a boy, it just doesn't seem right. LOL.

Good morning to you all........

...gm

btw I can't answer for all the WOMEN but I bet some of them don't look like little girls. hehehe...

 

While on this somewhat kinky subject, there are now far fewer meat cleavers coming down on the ol' peanut!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/06/18/circumcision.decline.ap/index.html.

Braggard!

 

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Link not working gerry.

....gm

 

I got 23 on my first try....must be a good day. Be aware there is a time limit on each question....


Here's a neat little test that pits you against all the others that have taken it. Be aware there's a time limit for each question....

http://www.flashbynight.com/test/

**The Smart or Stoopid test is purely meant to be a fun quiz to see how your IQ rates alongside the average, based on the scores of other people who have taken the test. Naturally, only stupid people would take it as a true indicator of intelligence, and only intelligent people would take it as a true indicator of stupidity. Or something like that.

 

REMEMBER I ONLY POSTED THIS FOR FUN,I AM NOT BASHING BUSH..

How I'LL remember him best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6gqXYS9eYc&mode=related&search=

The big question:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moutUEfqUQ4&mode=related&search=

Hmmm….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtUpnQDe9_U&NR=1
…obviously that was a spliced dramatization...

 

An workout partner for Ireland:

 

Those look like water balloons ready to explode if she jumps another foot higher.

 

@gerry1,
That's making me dizzy. hehehe.

...gm

Howdy and good evening to all..........

 

@Garmoon and greensman: I just had to post it! But according to my sister (who is, shall we say, rather top heavy lol) such "unrestrained" activity is quite painful. When she was jogging, she bought this sports bra which she nicknamed Hercule (Hercules) LOL! She also resents the fact that she may well put a napking on her lap but nothing ever lands there ... just won't eat something like crusty french bread in a restaurant LOL!

 

girls like that can always use Duct Tape lol

 

After a week away after moving. I open my emails and what do i see Thanxs mate I needed that pick me up

 

Give it another twenty years and she might have to do the same thing too!....LOL

Duct tape might not be enough for those puppies....

 

Good afternoon all! I'm glad you like my bouncy not so little rope jumper. When I was a kid, the girls use to jump rope all the time but I don't recall ever seeing anything quite like that! ...really has to hurt I would think!

Reminds me of my grammar school days: we had a girl in our class named Lorraine who, shall we say, matured very young and in a very obvious manner. Us boys were more facinated by this than even our national geographics! The poor girl went through hell though ... from us rude boys facinated by this new twist in our adolescence but far worse was the nasty treatment she got from the nuns. As onya said, "boys will be boys" but the nuns, (women themselves I presume), treated her like some sort of whore all because the good lord blessed her with an unrivaled bounty LOL! Lorraine grew up to be the best autobody man in town.

 

Here's one for ye lovers of the Texas gentleman.

A Summer Skirt Situation...
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, a lovely looking woman became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

.....gm


Is this funny? I laughed w/o remorse. hehehe.

 

@ Gerry

Back in my day, they simply must have been not allowed or illegal coz I didn't see anything like it either. Did you ever hang around the trampolines on sports day fellas? Weren't the girls great at acrobatics!

@GM....

Short answer is yes....even he seems chuffed about it. LOL

EDIT: Good Afternoon All...

 

Sweet dreams everyone! I'm off to bed; its been a long day.

Ireland, Ireland; wherefor art thou, Ireland?