Where Did All The Old Timers Go, A Public Meeting Place For Open Discussion

Hello every one Iguess I'm a dumb arse am lost on posting images of speed test or Nero or any thing else for that matter give me a bubba and send me to a 1st grade education site to read and try again . Chris

 

haha.

Ripper! How do you do.

 

I do fine. How about you?

 

Alreet thanks.

Tired tho.

Results on thursday kid.

 

mail call.........
someone posted a user name change for billbob...here it is...

 

LOL

 

I like your new one Scott, any idea who made that? Few of us could use one like that!

 

New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're
a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a
bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect
it to contain?? Trout?

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about
your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.

New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of
this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry,
but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour
some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.

New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned
pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the
bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his arse will be
in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security
crisis.

New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the arsehole.
If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grande half-soy, half-low
fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light
ice, with one sweet-n'-Low, and one NutraSweet,' ooh, you're a huge arsehole.


New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card,
entering my PIN number, pressing 'Enter,' verifying the amount, deciding no,
I don't want cash back, and pressing 'Enter' again, the kid who is supposed
to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make
you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your arse. And it translates to
'beef with broccoli.' The last time you did anything spiritual, you were
praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.


New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly
sins. ESPN recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because
watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting.
What's next, competitive farting??? Oh wait!? They're already doing that.
It's called 'The Howard Stern Show.'

New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms,
I'll go nuts and eat two.


New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for
weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab.
Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't
gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.

New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I
zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with
George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some
freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want
to wash my hands.

New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in
months. '27 Months' 'He's two,' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I
didn't really care in the first place.

New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays
better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every
available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, 'Do
you want fries with that?'

 

I don't get it.. Wtf?

 

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get it
started." Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished
?

The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.

She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the
table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then
turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going
to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.

He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of hot chocolate and then............ He sighed, 'Let's put all these
Frosted Flakes back in the box."

 

Still don't get it.

 

edited by ddp as you had these extra at the end of your link.

 

@garmoon
ye i know...capricorns together..salt of the earth..trust worthy..strong..reliable.
downside...worst enemy you'll ever have...egoistical (slightly)... never ever wrong...always speak their mind

@ChrisC
not quite lol

good on you ddp

 

HI

 

ddp, i can smell u from here.

 

ChrisC,
What are you hosting a T1 connection?? I could do some serious damage with that connection. hehehe.

billybob,
I wasn't aware that ddp stunk let alone that is was bad enough to sense thru the internet. hehehe.

...gm

 

Thank you ddp I had given up and went to the hard stuff Maxwell House! Chris
greensman connection may be fast but as you can see I'm slower than shit ain't gonna say how much time and tries I did and still had to be rescued.