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Where Did All The Old Timers Go, A Public Meeting Place For Open Discussion

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by ireland, Mar 26, 2006.

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  1. Phlax

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    Still broken then.

    Heh..
     
  2. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    Glad I didn't disappoint.

    Welcome to AD.

    EDIT: Yep...still broken.
     
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  3. Phlax

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    Thanks ;-)
     
  4. Auslander

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    too late, scott. i welcomed phlax a long time ago. ^.~
     
  5. Phlax

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    Indeedy, you did..
     
  6. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    What did you do to welcome him....try and push him off a cliff? ;)
     
  7. Phlax

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    Tried to run me down in a Subaru, actually.

    Edit ~ Grammar ~
     
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  8. Auslander

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    i can't help that you're so scrawny you made it under my 5 inches of ground clearance. :)
     
  9. Phlax

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    Ricing cars FTL :p

     
  10. LOCOENG

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    LOL...that one is going to hurt.
     
  11. Auslander

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    riced my ass. sasha is 100% stock, save the cb radio and better tyres. rice and i don't get along.
     
  12. Phlax

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    Never have guessed, LOCOENG ;-)

    Auslander, you know I'm joking :p
     
  13. Auslander

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    doesn't matter; you hurt sasha's feelings. she's going to go Christine on you. :p
     
  14. Phlax

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    But Natasha's still on speaking terms with me, yeah? :O

    ;-)

     
  15. Auslander

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    boinked yourself there. "natasha" was sasha before your time, kiddo. :p
     
  16. Phlax

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    Ah, you got me ;-)

    Is it Steve the Truck, or whatever? x)

     
  17. Auslander

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    Steve the Blue POS is back at the local college in my home town. i don't drive at all at my job here. :-(

    next summer, i'll be back at the hometown job and hopefully working as a chauffeur on the weekends.
     
  18. Phlax

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    Ah right, sounds like a plan! :-D
     
  19. ireland

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    A woman called a local hospital. . . .

    "Hello, could you connect me to the person who gives information about
    patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as
    expected, or getting worse."

    The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room
    number?"

    Sarah Finkel, room 302."

    "I'll connect you with the nursing station."

    "3-A Nursing Station. How can I help you?"

    "I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."

    "Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well.
    In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, she is to be
    taken off the heart monitor in a coup le of hours and, if she continues this
    improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon."

    The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic . . . that's wonderful
    news!"

    The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family
    member or a very close friend!"

    "Neither! I AM Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me shit."




     
  20. garmoon

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    Thanks Ireland, I need a good laugh.
     
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