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Where Did All The Old Timers Go, A Public Meeting Place For Open Discussion

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  1. janrocks

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    I can remember snow at christmas.. Not many, and not for a long time now.. I think the last one here was 1983.
     
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  2. Ripper

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    Where is "here" janrocks?

    Edit: I know it isn't a place... just incase you were wandering... LOL
     
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    Good afternoon to all and a Merry Christmas Eve as well.

    ........c
     
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    G'night & merry Christmas to ye all.... :)
     
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    still afternoon here!!
     
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    Afternoon and happy holidays to you then :)

    Thats all from me for today.
     
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    hi :)
    it's now christmas day here in the uk.
    so.... HAPPY CHRISTMAS and a PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR to all
    from me and my fish
     
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    Just finished settin up all the goodies for the 3 kiddies. lol. Santa was generous this year. Yeah!!!

    Merry Christmas from the LONE STAR STATE!!

    .........c
     
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    Merry Chirstmas from Reading, Berkshire... (it's in the Uk. Lol)!

    :)

    Just had lunch :) Turkey = <3 lol
     
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    good afternoon,i is here,is ye?

    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.


    A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.
    "Can I help you sir?"
    "Yessssh! Ssssshomebody sssshtole my car!" the man replies.
    The cop asks,
    "Where was the car the last time you saw it?"
    "It was at the end of thissssh key!" the man replies.
    About that time the officer looks down to see that the man's weiner is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
    Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down woefully at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out, "Seeeee!!!! They got my girlfriend, too!!!
     
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    Lol, good joke. Merry xmas ireland. :)
     
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    merry christmas

    Stray puppy
    One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named her puppy cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.

    My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O.

    The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor. The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's puppy is finally shaved and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door.

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    Haha, that was even better :D


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    Merry Christmas to you all!! lol ripper, I live in Bristol (UK)!!
     
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    Merry Xmas from Reading,PA :)
     
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    @dsgtrain: Cool :D

    @tocool: You live in a "reading" but PA in the USa? ..lol
     
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  20. janrocks

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    Also from Wigan, Lancashire.. The place with the pier and orwellian links.
    Wigan Pier...

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