Where Did All The Old Timers Go, A Public Meeting Place For Open Discussion

They should at least give you a T-Shirt.

 

lol thats what i posted

 

LOL So I noticed. LOL

 

Alive and well anticipating the Carnival weekend here in the sunny frigid south. Happy Mardi Gras to all.

 

good morning all



THE HONEYMOON SURPRISE



Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn't bring himself to tell his fiancée' about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time and place. All he kept saying was, "Darling, I've got a big surprise for you," at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly.

The wedding night came and the young couple were at last alone in their hotel room. "Now don't forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise," said the bride.

Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife's hand on the stump.

"Hmmmmmm," she said softly, "That IS a surprise. But pass me the Vaseline and I'll see what I can do!"

 

good morning ireland, lmao

a good laugh to start the weekend

Cheers!!!

 

Ohio gosai mas (Good Morning) almost certainly spelled wrong!:

Today's Kaiju Big Battle

Kitty&Saw3 vs. The MINIMAC...

Lets see how MTR stands up to RIPIT4ME in the alternate universe. Wish me luck!!!!!!!! I am still kind of an idiot when it comes to mac...they're supposed to be easy right!!!!!!!!!

Cheers,
Kitty

 

A virile, middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his
favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.

Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment
and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her
senseless.

After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No"

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she
thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally
ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and
softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido
reaches for the woman yet again Using the last of his strength, he barely
manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping
the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head,
he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "NO, I
Norwegian."

 

Ireland check out this video you will love it LMAO !!

This is why it's good to be clean shaven:


http://www.metacafe.com/watch/430427/why_men_need_to_shave/

 

Ah, ha ha...lol...silly aabbccdd...this just means that you guys should date chicks with REAL BOOBS, what a concept!

 

Amen lol

 

i asked her to fix me car.

 

What a way to jack up a car!

 

Evening

 

Yo ireland,I'd lube up her rear end!!!!!

Here's a link to a funny vid,hope it still works.It's a couple yrs old but one of the funniest vids I've seen:

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=33

 

A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy
lunch time.

They got behind a very large woman wearing a business suit complete with
pager. As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, 'Gee, she's
large!'

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet.

A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as
they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!"

The large woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother gave him
a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager begins to emit a
beep, beep, beep.

The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!!"

 

V. good ;-)

 

Just one of the many emails I get thru-out the week. lol.

Subject: COP WITH A RADAR GUN


While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot a$$hole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."



Traffic Ticket $95.00

Court Costs. $45.00

The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS

 

OK, it's official. MTR with DVD2OneX for mac to remove bad cells = BINGO. S3R1 Unrated succumbs!!!!!!!!!! Mac users have NO FEAR! MTR is here. Wheee, success!!!!!

Afternoon all!
K

 

Here kitty, kitty, kitty. lol

I have a large black kitty (he'll be 16 in April) and he has to be the most obnoxious pussycat in the world. lol. I raised him as a dog since I never had a kitty growing up and I could literally call him like that and he would come just like a good little doggy. lol. Sorry had to add that since I'm having a moment and little kittyprincess chimed in here on the say howdy thread. lol.

Afternoon from TEXAS!!!

.....gm