Where Did All The Old Timers Go, A Public Meeting Place For Open Discussion

Don't worry neph.... Having experienced both the snow and the Arizona desert, it's just as gratifying to write your name in the snow as it is to write it in the sand. Actually the sand is a bit more of a challenge, as you have to have enough to make it readable before the heat and the rain starved dirt make it disappear.... lol

 

Hell after you get into your 60s there is hardly enough pressure to write anything on any media, just a chore to hit the hole and keep it from running down your leg. LMAO

 

hi

i hit 65 january just gone (officially an O.A.P) don't have any problem hitting said hole...providing there is 2 side by side

now that's a different matter. do you mean on the way out, or on the way in

 

GOOD MORNING TO YE ALL

 

LOL! My hair's always like that

Ireland you always have a pic for someone

 

garmoon: Trouble urinating? It could be worse!!!!!

[bold]Three Old Men

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00.[/bold]

 

THE IRISHMAN AND THE ELEPHANT



An Irishman went to London for a visit to the zoo. While there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant could look at a person and tell that person's age. The Irishman was very skeptical and said so, in no uncertain terms.

The man had the elephant look at a small boy and the elephant stamped its foot 9 times.

"Is that right?" he asked the boy.

"Oh yes," the boy said.

The Irishman was very loud, in his not believing that this was true. The man asked the elephant to tell the ages of several people, and each time the elephant stamped his foot and the people said he was correct. The Irishman got even louder and more abusive toward the man. Finally the man could take it no longer and wagered the Irishman that the elephant could look at him and tell him his age. The Irishman took him up on the wager.

The elephant looked real close at the Irishman, turned around, raised his tail and cut wind like you wouldn't believe, turned back around and stomped his foot twice. Where upon the Irishman stumbled back and with a sound of disbelief in his voice cried, "BeGabbers, he's right ... farty-two!""

 

THE COLDEST IGLOO



There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who indeed had the coldest igloo.

They went to the first Eskimo's igloo, where he said, "Watch this!" and poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in mid-air and fell onto the floor solid.

"Not bad," said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was colder still.

So they went to the second Eskimo's igloo, and he said, "Watch this!" and took a big breath and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a big lump and fell to the floor.

"Wow, that's colder than mine!" said the first Eskimo.

But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still. So they ended up at the third Eskimo's igloo. He said "Watch this!" and went into the bedroom, threw back the thick furs, and retrieved one of several small balls of ice there. He took it, put it in a spoon, and held a match under it. When it heated up enough, it went

"FFFAAAARRRRTTT!"

 

neph this is funner then all our jokes




p/s aabbccdd this is only a joke..

 

OMGosh that's too funny!!!

aabbccdd don't pass out with anger or laughter. LOL.

ireland ye is a comic. ;-) And I personally would like the donuts. rofl.

....gm

 

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Morning.

 

say jack, if yer gonna do a plug, at least plug THE RIGHT ONE...

 

SINCE NO ONE IS SAYING GOOD MORNING,I WILL..
GOOD MORNING..

I been reading the bitching in ye shout boxes,i say just go with the flow and keep watching members leave the site..to me the site is slow except for the consoles board.

as i see it there are not enought site mods on to control the crap thats going on..a site of this size there should be at least 5 to 6 mods on at any one time.

solution make more mods..

the problem is the site mods get burned out here to fast and leave..

 

http://my.afterdawn.com/the_fiend/blog_entry.cfm/1772 <<< That one then

Lol.

Btw, afternoon. It's p*ssing it down where I am, and I'm drenched from the walk home.

 

Then get yerself a leather jacket.

 

things are getting thin around here,its always the same 4 or 5 members posting..

i have a hd going bad..been moving data off it..to another hd.

good night to those that are still here...

in case any one wants to know i went over 19000 posts today

 

this was just sent to me i do not if its a fact or a joke
good night again

 

Has to be a joke. If for no other reason there's too many political hacks involved in education and the last options, though correct, aren't "politically correct". LOL Besides, that's CA, the land of liberals. They'd never allow such things to be said (at least not for long).