Where Did All The Old Timers Go, A Public Meeting Place For Open Discussion

OMG...Neph, I would have to do some pretty fancy stepping to write my NAME. Perhaps just the first letter...

Started snowing again here and we now have a good two feet. It was snowing sideways earlier tonight, always odd to see. My little brother and little sister are out of power right now. He he he.

My NDS hacking is coming along, but I am still massively confused most of the time and the bunches of testosterone ridden youngster's is not helping much...But most of the issues are solved now and I am just tweaking it. Did I tell you it was pink!

Hey Pac, I think it is legislated in CA to have things printed in alternative languages????? But other than that last bit it SO needs to be implemented.

Cheers everyone!
^ ^
>:<

 

kitty , hows the puppy?

 

GOOD MORNING...........everyone!!!!

Nice day here in the LONE STAR STATE, no wind as of yet since it blew all dang day yesterday, 35-45 sustained and gusts to 55 or so. Nice when the dirt starts coming with it. LOL. Now last Saturday was a doozy. Same thing but sustained winds were 40+ and I think the gusts almost made it to 70. btw those numbers are mph not kmph just in case you were wondering. LOL.

Kitty I don't believe that you could only get one letter, you're to ingenious for that. LOL

ireland I think the phone message would go better here in Texas than CA. Like someone said it's to DAMN LIBERAL there. ;-) I liked it none the less.

...gm

 

GOOD MORNING,DAM PHONE WOKE ME UP,



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Good Morning To All!!

No school today!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo*gasp*!!!!

 

Puppy is doing great. She has not ventured out again with the wolf. I think she learned her lesson. Run away romps with wolves are for wolves!

BUNCH more snow this morning. Enjoy your snow day cats and kittens. Or bathe your self in luxuriant sun. Take your pick!

Chin up Ireland, we'll try to emulate the masses for ye!

Game coding then sledding time for me. The kids are bugging me to get the tractor out to tow them up the hill. I let them have the snow day. The local school is closed today too.

My car hood sleigh contraption needs the welder's attention so I am not sure we'll play on that one today. I need to bribe Grampy with brownies so he'll go weld it. He is so much better with the welder and I swear he can't see SHE-ITE! Go figure.

Greensman, I am happy to see you so confident in me! I still don't know about the whole name and I don't think I will be experimenting with it today!!!!!!!!!! giggle... Maybe on a girl's only snow day...lol... My cabana boy laughs at me enough as is!

 

RULES THAT GUYS WISHED GIRLS KNEW



* If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

* Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

* Don't cut your hair. Ever.

* Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!

* If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

* Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

* Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as fishing, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

* Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.

* Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.

* Sunday 3D Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

* Shopping is not a sport.

* Anything you wear is fine. Really.

* You have enough clothes.

* You have too many shoes.

* Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

* Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.

* Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

* No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

* Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

* Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes; what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

* Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

* A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor, now.

* Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.

* Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

* Check your oil.

* Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.

* Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

* Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

* If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

* If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

* Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how truly pretty you are?

* Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

* You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - but not both.

* Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

* Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

* Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

* Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.

* Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.

* The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.

 

ROLLING



A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?"

"You see it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"


This lady says to her hubby, "Honey, I need breast implants."

The husband says, "We really can't afford implants. Hey wait a minute, I have an idea."

He's gone for a minute and returns with a wad of toilet paper. He hands the toilet paper to his wife and tells her, "Rub this wad of toilet paper between your breasts."

She says, "I don't get it. Will that make them bigger?"

He says, "It should, look what it's done to your ass!"

 

Lmao, that's great

 

WHY ME LORD?


A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her. He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind-hearted?"

The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."

"Why did you make her so good-looking?"

"So you could love her, my son."



"Why did you make her such a good cook?"

"So you could love her, my son."

The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but ... why did you make her so stupid?"

"So she could love you, my son."


FOUR TIME BRIDE



A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress. "You can't wear white," says the sales clerk. "You've been married three times already."

"Of course I can, I'm a virgin!" says the bride.

"Impossible," says the sales clerk.

"Unfortunately not," the bride explained. "My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector....God, I miss him."

 

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. "Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're telling me now that grownups don't really f**k, I've got nothing left to believe in!"

 

LMAO

 

Tool Maintenance

A man in his 80's struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.

His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?"

He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."

"Why, are you sick?"

"Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."

Immediately the wife starts to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat. The old man says, "Where the hell are you going?"

"I'm going to the doctor, too."

"Why, what do you need?"

"If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot

 

The Presidency

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine replied..."Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the old man approached the White House and said to the same Marine...
"I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton".

Again, the Marine told the man..."Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the old man approached the White House and said to the same Marine... "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine, slightly agitated at this point, looked at the man and said...
"Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton !!

I've told you several times that Mrs. Clinton is Not the President and Doesn't Reside Here !! Do you understand !?!?"

The old man answered... "Oh, I understood you perfectly well, I just love hearing your answer !!"

The Marine snapped to attention and saluted, "See you tomorrow, Sir !!"

 

After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found
traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that
their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, British scientists
dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after headlines in the UK newspapers
read: "British archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and
have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
communications network a hundred years earlier than the Scots."

One week later, "The Advertiser", a Lafayette, Louisiana, newspaper, (MY Hometown)reported
the following: "After digging as deep as 30 meters in cane fields near New
Iberia , Gaston Boudreaux, a self taught archeologist, reported that he found
absolutely nothing. Gaston has, therefore, concluded that 300 years ago Cajuns
were already using wireless."

 

A pompous self made grocer named Bates gets his son into an expensive private school. On day One the whole family is there to see the little blighter begin his first day at school. The grocer, his family in tow, saunters into the principal's office and introduces himself thus: "I am Sir Shortweight Bates. This is my wife, Lady Bates, my daughter Miss Bates and my son Master Bates." "Oh does he?" asks the bemused principal, "we will soon get him out of that terrible habit."

 

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

 

WARNING,WARNING,WARNING,WARNING


ALL YE MALE MEMBER'S SHOULD READ THIS..
AS THIS IS A EMERGENCY POST TO YE


DATE RAPE DRUG TARGETS MALES

Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to keep alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market, called "Beer", is used by females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form, and is now available almost anywhere. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to convince their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach: After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be seen with. Men often awaken after being given "beer" with only hazy memories of exactly what has happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are stung for their life's worth in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." Apparently men are easier victims for this scam after "beer" is administered and have previously been sexually approached. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with locations in every town, where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly-affected, like minded guys. To find the nearest such support group to you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

 

LOL, You guys/gals rock!!!

Kitty:

Now what would have happened if you didn't allow them the snow day? Make them go and stand outside the school all day?!!! LOL


[bold]Archaeologists just dug up the first remains of a lesbian dinasaur. They are naming this dinosaur the LICKOLOTAPUSS!!![/bold]

 

LOL! A lesbian dinosaur...I can see her now sitting in a cave near a fire, singing folk songs in a baritone voice and playing guitar off key!