Where Did All The Old Timers Go, A Public Meeting Place For Open Discussion

LMAO on that one ireland. Now all I'll be able to think about is that darn Beverly Hillbillies song. Damn Earworms!!!!

 

LMAO! Now I'm going to have that tune playing in my head for the rest of the night but there was one inaccuracy:

He made a couple of porn movies the one below is entitled "John Wayne Bobbit Uncut" LOL!

 

I don't have that one in my collection gerry.

I do have 1 night in paris!!!!! A baseball bat would do no damage to Paris,if you get my drift.

 

good afternoon

ye got to see and hear the music on e-bay

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...loc=closed_view_item&refwidgettype=osi_widget

 

and you know someone gonna pirate that keycode lol

 

aabbccdd,
You mean you didn't copy it down already. LOL. Yeh I thought that was pretty irresponsible of them. OMGosh is what I first thought then it was DANG I don't have a laptop. hehehe. j/k don't everybody get their panties in a wad........lol

...gm

EDIT:

Forgot to SAY GOOD afternoon to all..........there it is.......hahaha

 

DAMN I WOULD BUT CAN'T QUITE MAKE THE NUMBER OUT GREENSMAN LOL

 

Evening all.

 

Good Later afternoon all!!

How about march madness!! Can't wait till the tournament starts thursday.

ireland, I'm not too far from the lap top on the Ebay link you posted.

Go Buckeyes!!!

 

Good evening all! Gerry1 is waiting for chinese delivery because I'm too damned lazy to cook anything.

@Ireland....loved that song on ebay .... Santa Claus a la Black Sabbath LOL!

Great day to people watch in Philly. Weather was sunny and warm and there was a lot going on....St Patricks day parade and parites everywhere, King Tut just west of my apartment and the Phila Flower show to the east of my place ... the flower show, believe it or not, is a huge thing and sells out every hotel room in the city.

 

looks like the next reformat i can have Windows XP Pro lol

 

Your daily Moment of Zen

 

@Ireland ... where do you come up with such things LOL? But the following is my favorite as nothing can be truer

Nasty machines; the don't glide, they just drop out of the sky!

 

gerry1 i see ye had a bad day today!!!!

 

ELLO Ripper!!!

How's life treatin ya??

Evening to all......


Another funny for your entertainment............lol

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit.

She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money.The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square." The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?" "Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square." "Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness." "No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square. The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was happy to oblige. The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"

Hope that caused a little smile on ye faces.......lol {sorry ireland, had to add some Irish vernacular....;-)}

....gm

 

Two men are sitting in the doctor's office. The one looks at the other one and says, "What are you here for?" The man replied "I have a red ring around my p@cker, What are you here for?" The other man said, "I have a green ring around my p@cker." The doctor called the man with the red ring first in his office and examined him. As he was walking out he told the other guy it was no problem. The doctor called the man in with the green ring around his p@cker and examined him. The doctor says, "Your p@cker is gonna fall off and you are gonna die". The mans says, "What?? You told the man with the red ring he was ok, but I'm gonna die??" The doctor said, "Yes but there's a lot of difference lipstick and gangrene!"

 

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"

And the man says, "Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."

Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.

He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"

And she says, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"

 

LOl, d/w Greensman, that sig is coming, but I was out all this weekend and I'm usually tied up in the weeks with work etc..

Life is good though; hopefully it is for you too.

Morning all.

 

Regarding the laptop and serial#

Arrrr...thats what "XP All" is for...not that I would ever use it to generate a serial # for everything micr$uck...

Arrr...Me I hate pirates...could somone make that damn parrot on my shoulder shut-up...Arrr...

Here is a brain twister that I had to figure an answer out to...so I could do the addition to my house as planned...I am building a new garage and a second story over my whole house...so I am ripping every thing off up above...and can rebuild as needed

I am required to provide off street parking for 2 cars...all I have is a single bay 12x18...how do you park 2 cars in one 12x18 bay...

There is an answer but it took me a little while to figure it out...
I figured out a solution for under $3000...and NO the answer is not really tiny cars...

Lets see if anyone else can figure it out...