Where Did All The Old Timers Go, A Public Meeting Place For Open Discussion

Good morning from Philly everyone! Nice to start the day with a few good jokes! I haven't looked at my appointment book so I don't know what sort of day I'm going to have ...nor do I want to, methinks. Have a great day everyone!

 

GOOD MORNING to all...........here's some goodies for ya'll.......

An Irish coffee for my Irish mates........;-)

Just for Gerry1 and his diet, 1 donut and coffee......

For those like myself and want some milk.........

Or some OJ........and not Simpson....lol

Just in case Gerry1 or anyone else wants some more donuts.......yummy

For those with a hearty appetite.....the works

And to end the breakfast feast......with A SMILE.......


....gm

 

@greensman....thanks for the treats! Had more fruit and coffee this morning. I'm beginning to feel like a rabbit LOL! Ah well, when I get down to my usual weight, I can eat like I use to to maintain it and cease this post smoking binging stuff. I wish anorexia were contagious ... just for a while LOL!

 

good morning to ye all a wee irish coffee for me to drink

 

LMAO! Thanks Ireland, I needed that!

 

@ddp
Close...I have to park 2 cars in 1 (18'X 12')space...you added a clue in your answer...

CLUE...
Think in 3D...and a shop...

There may be more then one way...but this is the only way I could figure out an answer...

 

Good late afternoon all!!!!

Neph: I saw an article in the local paper and thought about you. Seems that western ohio has a problem with wild hogs. I had no idea they were around!!! That article had a pic of a girl who shot 1 just 20 mins south of me. She took it with a .50 cal muzzleloader at the end of feb. They even have a season for them now.

No rifle hunting in Ohio,with the exception .22 for squirrel and high calibre rifle for groundhog which the DNR doesn't give a hoot about. The bigger game like deer,hand gun/bow/muzzleloader/shotgun with a slug barrel.

I've been house hunting the last couple weeks, oh what fun it is, NOT!!!! When you're surrounded by 3 Honda Factories and tons of suppliers for them,property values are very high in my town.

100+ yr old houses going for over $100,000+ with an itty bitty lot!!

ireland: I copied those chinese proverbs down and sending them to my old man!!! Very Funny!!! I got a nice chuckle after spending 1 1/2 hrs talking to a load officer and signing papers just to bid on a house.

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Unanswered Questions



1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?

3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

4. Is there another word for synonym?

5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?

13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

 

LMAO! At the office, we have one of those wheel chair lifts because there was no room for a ramp ... that was after the ADA. But, in compliance with fire regulations, they put a sticker in the wheelchair lift that reads "In the event of fire, please take the stairs" lol!

 

top of the morning to ye all

If God sends you down a stony path,
may he give you strong shoes.

 

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am I considered an old timer?

 

Sure you are; you joined in 2004!

 

Hello Kinza!!! You're a youngtimer, LOL. We missed you around here.

 

Good evening to all......

Here's a funny from a friend.....


"Do You Want To Go To Heaven!?..."

Father Murphy walked into a pub in Donegal, and said to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do Father."
The priest said, "Then leave this pub right now!" and approached a second man. "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.
"Then leave this den of Satan," said the priest, as he walked up to O'Toole.
"Do you want to go to heaven?"
"No, I don't Father," O'Toole replied.
The priest looked him right in the eye, and said, "You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole smiled, "Oh, when I die, yes, Father. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."


...gm

 

Hello my aD friends!

After a decent day and a scary-for-a-second part at work I am off to bed. So good night all.

 

Hello All! I'm doing some serious cleaning in my office today but wanted to stop by and say hello. I think that last time I actually cleaned it was 1998 if my pay stubs are any indicator, which I think they are. Serious junk to throw out like eight years worth of phone books, about thirty loose-leaf binders of policies I never looked at etc. I hope everyone is well!

 

My desk looks like a bomb exploded and if my wife moves anything I'm lost. I know what's at the bottom of each pile on my desk. They're not orderly enough to be stacks and some flow into others. As long as it's mine, I'll just rotate the pile contents. I've got everything on here from grooming needs to model cars, empty cereal boxes (collectible) to cycle parts, and sports gear to a dissecting kit (leftover from college labs, works great for models and other fine work).

By the way, how's the back coming along?

 

GOOD AFTERNOON TO YE ALL

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@Pac....the back is doing o.k.; thanks for asking! It has a mind of its own; sometimes, like today it barely hurts while at others, there is all hell to pay. After some 26 years of this, I'm pretty use to it and, strage as it sounds, I've come to know what its going to do before it does it (Knock on wood LOL!)