Where Did All The Old Timers Go, A Public Meeting Place For Open Discussion

arniebear · Mar 22, 2007

Thank you Ireland my friend all prayers greatfully accepted

gerry1 · Mar 22, 2007

@Arnie....nice to hear from you; I was wondering where you've been. Missed you quick wit! Sorry to hear of your medical problems ... know that you're in my prayers as well.

arniebear · Mar 22, 2007

Thanks gerry, hope my med problems get solved as fast as an AnyDVD update, lol

LOCOENG · Mar 22, 2007

Sorry to hear about your problems Pete, hope you are on the road to recovery very soon my friend.

greensman · Mar 22, 2007

@arniebear,
I know that you don't know me but I feel I know you with all the help you've provided with your tut's and direct intervention. LOL.

Get well soon.

btw my Dad had triple by-pass and then triple aneurism surgery about 2 years ago and he's doin fine. HTH....

....gm

gurnard · Mar 22, 2007

hi PETE

good to see you around buddy

gerry1 · Mar 22, 2007

My Dad had heart surgery twice...a triple bypass and something to do with a heart valve. Good ol' Dad will be 101 years old in June and is still going strong! (sometimes he forgets what he's talking about in the middle of a sentence but instead of getting frustrated, he blushes and starts to laugh at himself...I think its that attitude that leads to long life!)

bbmayo · Mar 22, 2007

Hey Pete you hang in there old buddy we will be praying for you here! It is nice to see yoou in the forums. Keep in touch ;-)

Morning all I found this article in the Australian Shooter Magazine

If you consider that there has been an average of

160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the past 22

months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of

60 per 100,000 soldiers.

The firearm death rate in Washington, DC is 80.6

per 100,000 for the same period. That means you are about 25% more

likely to be shot and killed in the U.S. capital, which has some of the

strictest gun control laws in the U.S., than you are in Iraq.

Conclusion?

The U.S. should pull out of Washington DC.
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greensman · Mar 22, 2007

@bbmayo,
NOW that's what I'm talking about. On the other hand we could increase that rate by exterminating most or ALL of the politicians. Mwuuaahahahahaha!!!!

Just my take on things. hehehe.

...gm

tranquash · Mar 22, 2007

that's a good one

Do you know why there's never been a Coup d'eta in the USA??

Because there's no American Embassy...

ddp · Mar 22, 2007

arnie, you take care of yourself!
gwen, got you beat as i've got a customer who had 1750 spyware on her computer. has the record for most spyware.

bbmayo · Mar 22, 2007

greensman said:

@bbmayo,
NOW that's what I'm talking about. On the other hand we could increase that rate by exterminating most or ALL of the politicians. Mwuuaahahahahaha!!!!

Just my take on things. hehehe.

...gm
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Great minds think a like ;-)

gerry1 · Mar 22, 2007

I agree...even total anarchy would be far better organized.

LOCOENG · Mar 22, 2007

afternoon.

ireland · Mar 22, 2007

afternoon

1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mother.
____________________________________________

2) How do you embarrass an archeologist?

Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.

____________________________________________

3) What's the difference between a b*tch and a wh*re?

A wh*re sleeps with everybody at the party; A b*tch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

____________________________________________

4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

____________________________________________

5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?

A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
____________________________________________

6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.
____________________________________________

7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?

No one to talk to during orgasm.
____________________________________________

8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?

A mechanic .
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9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen
donuts.
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10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?

The one who can eat that last donut.

____________________________________________

11) Jewish dilemma:

Free PORK.
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12) The three words men hate to hear most during sex:

"Are you in?"
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13) The three words women hate to hear most during sex:

"Honey, I'm home!"

gerry1 · Mar 22, 2007

LMAO! You've outdone yourself! I emailed them around the office.

PacMan777 · Mar 22, 2007

Pete
Good luck.

bbmayo,
Couldn't agree more on the reasoning for pulling out of Washington. LOL Makes one wonder where the "Right" reasoning comes from.

ireland · Mar 22, 2007

gerry1
You know you're from Pennsylvania when:

* You think the roads in any other state are smooth.

* Hearing horses clopping down a paved street doesn't bring you to the window to see what's going on outside.

* You can stop along the road to buy fruits, vegetables, or crafts on the "honor system."

* You consider Pittsburgh to be "out west," and you know the fastest way to Philly is the Turnpike.

* When it snows they put cinders on the roads instead of sand.

* You can give directions to Intercourse with a straight face.

* Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

* You know the four seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.

* Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

* You measure distance in minutes.

Five Kinds====OF====SEX
1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honey- moon, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

2) The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "f@@k you!"

5) The fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

ireland · Mar 22, 2007

How bad is your temper according to your horoscope

ARIES MARCH 21 – APRIL 20

Nothing seems to ruffle you more than a lack of discipline, disloyalty and decorum. But Arians are also known to go into a rage very easily when challenged. Those of you who have been on the receiving end of the Aries temper know that if not calmed down they can even get violent. But one thing is certain if the opponent remains calm and does not react to their outburst, Arians cool down very fast. They are also the first to apologize, which makes them easier to forgive.

TAURUS APRIL 21 – MAY 20

You are generally quiet and have control over your emotions. It is difficult to predict what will upset you, so when you do lose your cool, people don’t know how to react. Your temper is like that of a raging bull, and anyone trying to pacify you will be the first one to get a verbal bashing. You generally get upset when you are concerned or when people accuse you of doing something wrong. You also hate being reminded about mistakes you’ve made in the past. You also have the potential to be terribly vindictive if rubbed the wrong way.

GEMINI MAY 21 – June 29

You are recognized by your cheerful disposition and your jovial nature is easily susceptible to anger. In fact, you are the best person to have around when there is an ugly scene at a party you can bring the warring factions together quite diplomatically. But when you lose cool, you yell and scream and will not listen to reason. You must have the last word in a wordy duel. Your capacity to argue aggressively is matched only by your seductive charm.

CANCER JUNE 21 – JULY 21

Considering how charming, caring and kind you are, you dislike unpleasant scenes, much less creating one yourself. You have great tolerance and rarely get provoked into losing your temper. If someone is unreasonable or trying to create trouble, you are more likely to walk away quietly. But that does not mean you do not have a temper. When angry, in your effort to control your emotions, you tremble, your hands get sweaty and sometimes you fumble for words. Tears roll down your eyes easily and the opponent is touched by your innocence and will seek an apology immediately.

LEO JULY 22 – AUGUST 21

If anyone has total control over their emotions, it is you. But then, you can be described as stiff, cold and uncaring. You are known to lack spontaneity but you really don’t care about opinions. You don’t like to create scenes and will never accept invitations to a party where you suspect the presence of an unruly lot. But your very presence seems challenging to some and they take vicarious pleasure in your disquiet. When angry you can use critical language. A dressing down can humiliate your opponent, causing a strain between both of you forever.

VIRGO AUGUST 22 – SEPTEMBER 21

Most of you are gentle and have full control over your emotions but those of you given to temper tantrums can certainly get violent. When see things with rage, you yell and shout and tend to break things lying close at hand. You can even harm yourself by banging your hands on a glass top table or wall. You should never get into any argument, for you are a sore loser. You feel that others are trying to persecute you and don’t quite respect your opinions. When hurt, you can also hold grudges forever.

LIBRA SEPTEMBER 22 – OCTOBER 22

Did someone say that you are the charmers of the zodiac? Well, it’s true. Few have ever seen you ruffled or angry. You are very conscious of your image, and you believe that anger distorts your face and personality. You also think you are above things like anger. But wait before you get into self-congratulatory mood. Your family or those very close to you know you better. You have an unmatched temper amongst all the zodiac signs, and what makes it worse is your capacity to justify it.

SCORPIO OCTOBER 23 – NOVEMBER 21

Of course you don’t lose your cool. But your very demeanor (manner) projects haughtiness (arrogance, pride), pride and grand disdain (disregard) for lesser mortals (human). Others are often found saying that anger sits on your nose and you are raring to give your piece mind to the first person who try to be funny with you. You are selective in the choice of your friends, and have a low tolerance for the superfluous (extra) types. Your tongue-lashing (attack) is generally in a soft hissing tone for when you scream, your voice tends to get shrill and loud and you do hate drawing attention to yourself! When upset, you are angrier with yourself for having shown weakness, for the last thing that Scorpio wants to show is being out of control.

SAGITTARIUS NOVEMBER 22 – DECEMBER 20

You are insensible and generally have no complete control over your emotions. You do get angry quickly and others marvel at your anger levels even when provoked. Actually, you get tongue-tied when angry and you will remove your anger waiting for the other person to calm down. Then you will reason with your opponent and convince the other person in a very gentle manner that the whole thing was just his mistake. You’re also likely to totally sever ties with someone when you’re upset with them.

CAPRICORN DECEMBER 21 – JANUARY 19

Few will believe that a hardcore practical and materialistic person like you is capable of sensitivity and genuine emotions. You project a hard exterior but are actually very sensitive, a trait you successfully hide from others. You can see thing with anger but will not betray your feelings. But then, there are times that even you cannot control your temper. Under such circumstances you can shout and scream, more with frustration at the situation than with anger at any particular person. Your outbursts can shock others and can make them feel guilty too.

AQUARIUS JANUARY 20 – FEBRUARY 18

You are noble and kind and dislike losing control over your emotions. It is very rare for you to get angry. You are also the pacifier in situations that involve arguments. It is always your endeavor to be perfect and socially correct in your behavior and attitude, but if misunderstood and slighted you can give in to an angry outburst. You will shout and scream and then walk out from the scene. You cannot easily forget the situation and will be bitter about it for a long time.

PISCES FEBRUARY 19 – MARCH 20

The only thing that can be said about you dreamers is that you appear even more attractive when angry. You are very sensitive to others’ feelings, so you rarely hurt them. But when others tend to hurt you, then things take a nasty turn. You will yell and use harsh words and feel inclined to shake everything and everyone up. Your creative imagination is at its best when angry, and you tend to get pretty dramatic. When upset, you refuse to listen to reason and wish to be left alone. But once you calm down, you repent your tantrums and seek forgiveness. SO nobody can be upset with you for too long.

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garmoon · Mar 22, 2007

Pete, good luck buddy. My brother in law's on his second by pass and still going strong. Glad hearing from ya.

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