Why don't we all meet?

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by agent-k, Jul 12, 2004.

  1. agent-k

    agent-k Regular member

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    And they've got big spiders.
     
  2. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    LOL! Thanks for the laugh I've been needing today :)
     
  3. Prisoner

    Prisoner Guest

    I think you can get about 10 people in a web cam. So 100 000 might be pushing it. Unless Ad suppors a special interactive server for us. But geting out of the house would be good. Especially for Preator, I don`t think he has left the house since 1981. :p

    Australia would be funny, an sponsors out there to cover my plane fare. Maybe if I beged Samatha, should could help out.
     
  4. agent-k

    agent-k Regular member

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    There's only about 10 people living in Australia anyway, so it would be a shame to leave out the other 2
     
  5. Samantha

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    Hey i'll travel anywhere as long as you guys are paying LOL
     
  6. Damon1

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    Its actually the little ones you've gotta watch out for, they're the killers.

    And we have a couple of hunred here now(a few holdovers from the Olympics), not 10, so stay informed will ya.

    It'd be great in OZ, really, may I suggest the Beautiful Gold Coast in Queensland (its a bit of a cross between California and Miami, but with no bullshit) plus it has the best beaches in the world! Cheap beer, easy girls (and those surfer dudes for the aD ladies, hehe), it'd be bloody fantastic.
     
  7. conc

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    I'm with cozza !
    At least we have every kind of beer know to man. Great camping sites, hotels, hostels, ghettos, doorways, parks, pubs, brothels, mongrels, snakes, spiders, lepars, paedophiles, priests, drag queens just to name a few... Preator, you'd feel right at home here, Theres way too much sunlight to be out during the daylight hours anyway! Hahahahaha......
     
  8. csc

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    Yep........You'd all feel right at home here in OZ.....
     
  9. agent-k

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    I personally am not going to Australia until the following conditions have been met:

    1. All spiders (big or small) have either been stepped on or hit with a large hammer. We don't need them, they serve no purpose. Photographs of the corpses should be posted in a new thread as evidence.

    2. All snakes to be de-venomed and made to wear reflective bands so that I can see them clearly.

    3. Kangaroos will attend anger management classes.

    4. All Australians will take elocution lessons so they can pronounce english words properly.

    5. All bronzed beach hunks will be removed from the beaches prior to the arrival of my wife and teenage daughter. The skinny, weedy people can stay.

    6. The outback is to be vacuumed regularly as the dust makes me sneeze.

    7. Praetor puts many dollars behind the bar for drinks and when thats run out Nephilim takes over.

    Is this really too much to ask?
     
  10. Prisoner

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    Not too much to ask, just a lot. Is your daughter really cute, you should put up a picture :p

    Well will all those issues, we just all come to Canada. Most of those issues aren`t here, and Preator is here to supply all the alcohol.
     
  11. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    You all can have the massive quantities that would normally have been reserved for me since I don't touch the stuff anymore :)
     
  12. Prisoner

    Prisoner Guest

    Sounds good Neph, can you mail me a Texas size micky, that would be good right now :)
     
  13. siber

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    agent-k: that was a very witty/funny post. Thanks for the laugh.
     
  14. manners

    manners Guest

    That was very funny agent-k
    Enough said about those guy's with the cheap one liners they get from the internet.

    We all should meet in Phoenix, the weather is great (no spiders,well not that many) body's are buried in the dessert for those cheap one liners, all selections of alcohol and tons on good looking woman/guys, and did I mention great weather. OH' and the clubs are the best, and for those older people they have a club here called "Nifty Fiftys" Praetor and Nephilim can can relaxe on buying, make a newbie buy. ;)

    Regards: Vanessa
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  15. Prisoner

    Prisoner Guest

    Phoenix, Hmmm

    I have never been, but sounds like fun.

    So if I can still read, I guess that means your buying manners. I will have a double bushmills, no ice Please. :p
     
  16. manners

    manners Guest

    I was waiting for someone to catch that.
    Your wish Is my command Prisoner. BOING! :)

    Regards from your bottle temptress: Vanessa
     
  17. Prisoner

    Prisoner Guest

    Well anyone that offers I will take them up on the offer. Drinks are always good. You will have my vote for Phoenix if its all inclusive :p
     

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