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Worst movie ever

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by roeod4, May 13, 2004.

  1. juggalo

    juggalo Member

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    I can't believe people think godfather is the worst movie of all time. Did they ever see a really bad movie? Or is it just because it is old and slower paced than today's crap. I don't know what it is nowadays. Some people think that everything made before 2000 is old and should be forgotten about. Ignorant fools! If you only watch movies with Vin Diesel or The Rock you should not even vote for worst movie ever. By the way don't believe the person that claims David Cronenberg's Crash is bad, because it is not. It is hard to take but original and powerfull and more sex scenes in it than any other non porno. How can that be so bad?

     
  2. Prisoner

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    I was with you on your rant until you said crash was good. That movie could have been summed up in 10 minutes and didn`t progress to anything really that good. I watch a lot of films and love the arty stuff and still Crash was crap. Alot of Pornos make the same point and have better sex scence. I would say rent a porno.
     
  3. juggalo

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    Yeah I got ya, I was in a bad mood yesterday and I'm a quite a big Cronenberg fan. Everybody's entitled to his own opinion and I can see why people don't like Crash. A few more terrible movies;

    - Armageddon
    - Speed 2
    - Dr Dolitle
    I also really don't like Woody Allen films. I saw his masterpiece Annie Hall, but really didn't understand why it is so genius. Does anybody have an opinion about this weird guy?
     
  4. bigorange

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    Woody Allen is a riot! You like "Crash" and don't like Woody Allen? Sheeez! Maybe that's the difference beteen us, I couldn't even finish Crash, very rarely do I start a movie and quit in the middle. I'm with Prisoner, get porn and cut out all the useless crap in between.

    Woody Allen? The guy is king of subtle humor, about as neurotic as they come, and he doesn't succumb to Hollywood pressures.

    Yeah he's weird, but he's funny as hell weird too.

    Here's one vote for Woody.
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  5. juggalo

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    Your right mate, I like Crash and not Woody Allen.
    Another movie that is a I really hate is : The Hulk.
    My god, Probably the worst film I have seen in the past few years. And I thought it was gonna be cool. What a dissapointment.
     
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    OK, how about Pam Anderson's attempts at film acting....ughhh.I've seen two.... Barb Wire and Snapdragon. TERRIBLE!
    What was that Bruce Willis movie where he was a shrink and one of his patients had a split pesonality or something like that. One personality was a boy in his group therapy meetings and the other was a hot chick(supposed to be) that he slept with.... this one sucked.
     
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    Haloween 2 was socks for me where did all the pumpkins come from.I know the man in the mask did not find it funny being replaced by a pumpkin.What a load of complete rubbish.
     
  8. askyew

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    I agree Prisoner Toxic Avenger had its moments very funny movie. I liked when he first became the Avenger and didn't know how strong he was. He ripped the guys arm off by accident. Woody Allen is a comic genius takes uncomfortable scenes and makes them funny usually by poking fun at his character.
     
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    Pamela Anderson movies were not exactly good, very true. What about Cindy Crawford's debut: Fair Game. The most stupid action movie ever commited to celluloid. I also hear Alien VS Predator is a piece of crap. Anybody saw it yet?
     
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    Oh yeah Zippid. That Bruce Willis movie you hated is called; Color Of Night. It's terrible indeed. Still it might be worth watching for some; the plot is good to have a laugh at. In the sex scene in the swimming pool you see Bruce's ding dong and the female lead is not totally unpleasant to watch.
     
  11. Smyrk

    Smyrk Guest

    One word: Gerry...

    Stupid movie.
     

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