you are dead rumours

after reading a post by ddp i decided to make a you are dead topic.
first i'd like to say im still alive and living and in reasonable health.the following rumours have been spread about me.
1997 i was killed in a car crash on my way to school, i was actually hit by a car and spent an hour in hospital but returning to school and spoke to some of the students and teachers the rumours disappeared.
2003 killed in a bikie bombing, i was a few kms away i wasn't at the scene and wasn't killed or injured.
2004 several rumours going around about me from being killed in an explosion to being shot to being beaten to death by chubb security,none of true of course.i actually did meet the guy in 2006 that was shot in the incident in 2004 and hes alive and well as far as i know
2006 rumour that a female had found me and cut my little fingers off and cut something else off,not true and its also rumoured (which started a few weeks after moving out of a 96 people boarding house) she had cut my head off and staff had covered it up.
hundreds of rumours flying around in 2007 & 2008 about me.dont hear any anymore.

so share you are dead rumours if you want.i wanna hear how you died.

 

I've been dead for years.. but officially since 27th November 2011 .. or to clarify.. I was never born

 

..like Adam and Eve.

 

This is a strange thread.

 

theres always rumours that celebrities have died but i wanna hear if its happened to normal people.

 

You can wish me a happy birthday on 8th december if you like.. that's the date on my birth certificate .. I'll be 2 .. lmfao

 

only 2 .. indeed.. but you can try to work out how old my alterego is.. Pandora

 

Awwwww, just starting out on your "terrible two's"!!