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Your Name and....Stuff

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Auslander, Oct 22, 2004.

  1. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    It is wrong. Chicks get intimidated when my hooters are bigger than theirs :(
     
  2. Auslander

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    my pet chimp took a look at that and started smacking himself with notebooks. it's hilarious. i'm surprised the chicks dun go for that, Neph. around here, hair is popular.
     
  3. regor

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    what's even more curious is that they are identical - the bologna twins... OSCAR and MEYER

    and again, I was right, as usual... OSCAR and MEYER have a way with BOLOGNA :)

    Awesome tits man! and well groomed!
     
  4. Prisoner

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    Oh more of the fun. Neph, thats just wrong. Of course unless that really is you. But it don`t match the half naked pic of you a couple of months. So quite confuseed.

    The comic was only 4 books here boken into A, B, C and D. Odd that there was a D, would have been better if it was only 3 after the ABC episode.
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  5. regor

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    a link maybe to these DC comics?

    Nephilim, don't listen to these blokes, they just wish they had twin bologna tits named oscar and meyer. I think most of all it's envy. They too wish that they could dress up like the other, act like the other, pass themselves off as the other, twin bologna. All too sad that they (your AD peers) will never know the joy of being a twin bologna (or in your case having twin bologna's).

    I ask only one thing... please don't make them dress up in those plaid skirts, white shirts, and little bo peep ties when you send them off to Catycism... you also might consider allowing them to take the transit instead of taking them to school. It is tough enough being a twin, not to mention (please don't mention) being a bologna twin!
     
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  7. regor

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    no trauma 'youth' as you suspect, Prisoner, but plenty of trauma 'life' , in the real sense!

    Funny how we cope, isn't it? My Mom tells me I'm a thinker, and I am, but I sometimes wonder how I've made it through these years - especially raising children to be outstanding in every regard. Ok so I just answered my question... that's how I've made it through these years... I've always enjoyed a challenge!

    If only Auslander had written his paper on CORN!!!!!
     
  8. Auslander

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    the next one will be, regor. i promis :)
     
  9. regor

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    and then Auslander, you will most definitely get the kewpie!!!
     
  10. Auslander

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    woohoo! as long as it doesn't come alive at night and kill me...
     
  11. regor

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    I must admit though (but please don't let this take you from your endeavor - your 'corn' goal, Auslander) Nephilim came darn near close to getting awarded the covetted kewpie... a shaved pic would have sinched it, especially a 'before and after' shot... but alas we are rationed, or if you will, constrained on the number or kewpies awarded.... so unless Nephilim comes up with a shaved spot (or something equally neph-unique) the next kewpie would be up for grabs - why not be Auslander's 'kewpie corn'?????

    [added commentary] and I struck 7 (seven) and I didn't even try! it must have been my challenged life, or the fact that I'm having mexican food for dinner!
     
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  12. Auslander

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    LOLOL....oh my god...no wonder this thread's lasted so long...
     
  13. regor

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    i'm still having mexican food for dinner, no matter what you say!
     
  14. Auslander

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    wow...mexican food makes me fart. school in a few hours. off to bed i go.
     
  15. regor

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    oh man, I can't resist.. I bet dear kitty likes that... meow :)

    sleep well, nite nite, Auslander and kitty!
     
  16. Auslander

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    *yawns* and quite a night with the kitty it was.
     
  17. indienemo

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    My name is Nemo Willum Krome Carlisle, and no I'm not shitting you.
     
  18. Auslander

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    that is the coolest name i have ever heard. krome = chrome, right? that's like a car nut's kinda name! woo! interesting....
     
  19. indienemo

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    hehe yeah :D, talking about cars ive started the "official" car modding thread! (Its on safety valve...)
     
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  20. Auslander

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    well, i'll hop in my ricer burner (no joke, i drive a POS import) and drift on over there.
     

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