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Your Name and....Stuff

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Auslander, Oct 22, 2004.

  1. ozzy1

    ozzy1 Regular member

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    Yeah my second names Osborne.
    I wanted Ozzy as my nick but someone who has never even posted took it.
     
  2. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    yeah, but you still got ozzy1, which could be said "ozzy one", as in "i bow before you, oh ozzy one, master of the universe" :)
     
  3. regor

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    Ozzy won 'master of the universe'???... I thought Arnold Schwarzenegger took that one :)
     
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  4. Auslander

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    no, that was arnold's dad, and he was the "nazi one"
     
  5. regor

    regor Regular member

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    ok well I thought Arnie was in one of those muscle magazines, and I didn't think it was a German rag... oh well, I must be mistaken...
     
  6. indienemo

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    wtf? arnies dad was a nazi?!
     
  7. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    not only was he a nazi, he was one of the higer-ups in the nazi circles. do a little research and you may be shocked. he was also a horrible child/wife abuser.
     
  8. indienemo

    indienemo Guest

    tell me more..
     
  9. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    well, let's see...oh, in arnold's biography, he says that every day he had to "earn" his breakfast by doing pushups and situps (some ungodly amount) and let's see...i believe he was regularly beaten..as well as severely beaten if he or his brothers did poorly in school...there's a whole list of stuff. you just have to look around a little. i recommend google.
     
  10. Auslander

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    poor poor Arny. i hope he had a good Xmas...or Christmahanakwanzica...w/e.
     
  11. zippyd

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    Christmakuh....it's the new thing. :p
    The OC
     
  12. indienemo

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    the OC is lame i think it was desgined to create a new generation of trendy pop- indie/emo kids to piss me off...
     
  13. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    dun wanna get in a brawl with tha little green dood.
     
  14. zippyd

    zippyd Active member

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    I think I'm 29 going on 16.
     
  15. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    hmm...i'm 17 going on...to a new location where my 5'6" is above average height...like Japan..
     
  16. regor

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    man oh man 5'6" and half wolf??? on all fours??? oh wow!

    now we know what dear kitty likes :)

    [added commentary] page 8... I not only get the kewpie but my favorite number to boot!!! eight eight eight
     
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  17. Auslander

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    *sets a wild herd of camels loose to terrorize this thread* oh god...this is priceless. where's my camera? and where are the people that want to talk about their names? sheesh!
     
  18. zippyd

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    Take a picture of them "camel toes" for me. ;P
     
  19. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    Auslander, your only 5'6"!!!! your almost as small as a lepercon, maybe that explains how you get in that small matchbox on wheels
     
  20. Auslander

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    yeah, but my mental height is 8'2" :p lol, i don't even know how a leprechaun would fit in my car. i have to basically go into a funky contortionist pose to drive it.
     

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