Zippy "Speak"

Translations and observations of the simi unfamous Zippydsm and its gibberish dialect.

**Warning Not for the faint of heart or for grammar natzis Warning**

Take heart dear readers for I will help you with all your zippydsm hunting...errr translation needs.

When reading or listening to the fabled zippydsm remember letters and words go missing or get misplaced try and fill in the blanks as best you can or simply ask the dim SOB and he will fix his posts PDQ or drive you insane adding to the gibberish it really depends on the weather in his mind if you can call it that.


1.*L* = variation of LOL

2.Mmmmmmmm = is well MMMmmmm or otherwise known the thinking sound.

3.............. = thinking/puzzled pause

4.Grammar structure is not available most of the time try and absorb the wordings if that dose not help try to discus with it.

5.Any zippydsm hunter worth his salt learns quick to read underneath the underneath and webs within webs..and shado...you get the point....its best to shoot frist and hope discussion dose not start.

6.If you are female..run...run now.... he probably wont chase for he is lethargic and tried 80% of the time..but be wary of the 20% of hyperactivity and the rare 5% of horny hyperactivity.

7.It lives in caves or under rocks near power equipment to run his computer off of he built with cheap parts from the net,is afraid of sunlight and heat.

8.Be wary for the zippydsm is a geek,with the mentality of a cat and a dragon ,he likes cats and was born in the year of the dragon,so he is a fickle creature that hordes video games,computer stuff and odds and ends to build and mod all kinds of stuff when hes not sleeping,in his dreams he is a fish in water and in the realm of man a fish on the barbi...(Pisces).

9.Be genital when rubbing its heart held beliefs into the ground for it dislikes change or not..since it forgets what fing day of the week it is...or confusing one thought/belief with another...

10.TO lure it out of its burrow bring video games(FPS,RPG),non violent hentai,Anime,new PC components,girls may or may not help pop its head from its arse.

11.Zippy is a generic silly name ZippyDSM is his owen name DSM-Da Strange Mage ,DSM came about from a short stet in role fighting...half his attacks backfired thus Da strange.

 

Uhm.... what ? :-D

 

The_Fiend
darn that spell checker!!,
but still its funny

 

~LoL~, I've ran into one or two of your posts b4, I guessed the *L* one 'cuz of the context it was used in, the others I'll need this thread to refer to..

 

rav009
maybe I should add a warning to the page absorb the knowledge here carefully or you brain will become goo and you to will be a zippy

 

heres a pix of the zippy.............

 

ireland
*LOL*

that made my day!

 

Hey Zippy,

Always wondered what *L* was lol

Made me laugh reading it

 

Ripper
thats what I am here for..errr this is here for

 

Hehe, Yeah!

 

Zippy de do dah
Zippy de day.
My oh my what a wonderful day.
Plenty of sunshine coming my way.
Zippy de do dah,
Zippy de day.

Words to some song I've long ago forgotten.

 

Thanks Lethal! I've been curious since the tune entered my head LOL!

Edit: you're absolutely right "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Daa".

 

NO NO NO NO.....
That song is about me.... LOL

 

LOL! THere are two zippies! I knew it!

 

Mmmmm I should say..I be a dumb white American that naws on eletronic stuff =0-o=


LOL

 

Me too... just that my nawing is reserved for the TV when Notre Dame is losing... lol

 

zippyd
I am not a sports fan so I have pretty much given up on TV all togather the net has the shows I like from anime to older TV shows even if tis crappy sat net it wil do untill I can get fapped by the phone companies new dsl thats supposed to be instaled in 2-8 months and they said that 9 months ago ..I hate rural areas*L*

 

hey irland find me a kittized ogre pic *L*