Incoherent thread award

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by attar, Nov 15, 2007.

  1. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    7th, you are supposed to drink coffee not spray it all over the screen you dummy!!!
     
  2. engage16

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    It could've been worse, it could've been beer... Then we'd have to cite him for alcohol abuse...
     
  3. 7thsinger

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    You're right ddp...i messed up the coffee drinking. Hehe. That nut-job had me laughing pretty hard for that early in the a.m.

    Good point Engage. I'd hate to be seen licking my pc screen! Lol.
     
  4. engage16

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    I was driving up to the mall one night, drinking a few road 'sodas' and accidentally spilled my beer on me girlfriend's lap... You know how hard it is to drive and try to save as much 'soda' as possible at the same time!!! I learned the age old lesson that day. Don't drink and drive, you may spill your beverage...
     
  5. vballstud

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    Before licking any screen, be sure to put up an image of a supermodel... people will understand, then.
     
  6. blivetNC

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    Understand the need to call in the professionals.
    The licking up of spilled beer is universally accepted as socially normal, licking up imaginary pixels is still kinda out there...

    @ddp why didn't we suggest pressure washing the mother board to remove any/all stale electrons left over from a previous install of a bad operating system? You know those charged particles lying around tend to stick to things they shouldn't be sticking to and if allowed to accumulate can slow down an otherwise good setup. 1500 PSI is a good starting point. Acetone/fingernail polish remover can really loosen them up before a good spraying as well.
     
  7. rtm27

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    How about some diesel fuel and some matches....to make sure that all residue is burned off.

    I can just imagine him placing the motherboards into the dishwasher to make sure they are clean.....ROFLMFAO!!!!!
     
  8. engage16

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    I'll get him some diesel pump cleaner from work to presoak it in... That with an SOS pad... His motherboard will look like brand new... As in before they add all the circuits...
     
  9. vballstud

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    This will take care of everything...

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  10. LOCOENG

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    I think that is ddp's picture on the box.
     
  11. 7thsinger

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    This was not a post I saw today, it was a bumper sticker on the tricked out KENWOOD audio car. Decals galore. And also for Mike's Audio here in Baton Rouge. And a professional made back bumper sticker that said:

    If it's too loud
    Your too close

    (Not sure there was an apostrophe on "it's," but the "your" was as posted! Can't believe they got the "too"s right. LMFAO great advertisement.
     
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  14. vballstud

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    Okay... wtf was up with the Farscape addict? Did Afterdawn hand out a homework assignment that I was unaware of?
     
  15. rtm27

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    You got me too. Especially since I wasn't a fan of the show when it first came out.
     
  16. vballstud

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    I love the show and actors in it, but not enough to post the plot on a forum.
     
  17. vballstud

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    I just love people like this. They're too lazy to search/Google answers themself. Want us to find them their answer. Try to figure out what his email address is. Then email the answer to him so he doesn't have to come back to the forum to get the answer. This post made my Sunday!
     
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    I hope he writes the address, gonna befriend him with some porn sites...
     
  19. 7thsinger

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    LMAO!

    Certainly this constitutes as one time i wouldn't have minded seeing an email addy present. Hehe.
     
  20. vballstud

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    Well since the guy mentioned a specific activity in his post, I'm sure those gay sites won't phase him.
     

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