Locoeng, Where are my Free Latex Repair Patches ?

if i knew how to get a hold of him i would. lol.

...gm

 

To see Goody come back as a n00bie....priceless.

 

Again

 

Icanbe talks to him. He'll give him a message i'm sure!

 

Sorry, but I've looked on ebay, and I can't seem to find the Locoeng blow up dolls you are all talking about. Could you please lend a hand and a link ? Much appreciated as I want one of these dolls for real !!!

Thanks in advance

 

So there don't seem to have been any updates for a while. Does that mean that your patches finally arrived iluvendo?

 

ONE patch arrived with a hole in it that smelled strongly of "1st Class Fleamale colonge"

 

The smoking gun!!! Internal memo by the legal counsel of Loco Industries (Gm) as to the poor quality if the Loco blow uo dolls


http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_jump.cfm/693374/4240100



So I repeat myself, The dolls are defective right out of the factory !!!

 

I think a "quote" has been taken out of context here. It was a "bad" joke to post such "funnisms"!! It was a joke aimed at the OP of the "latex patches" and "LOCO industries dolle" thread.

Of course we still stand behind LOCO and support him thru all the "false" accusations of his company and said product. I am and will be a 'faithful' supporter and user of LOCO Industries products as well as a 'friend' of the originator of the company.

Please don't "mis-quote" me again, as I'll have to pursue your efforts as slanderous and inflammatory!!

The GM
Legal counsel for LOCO Industries

 

hey gm...loco industries fanboy....whats your employ discount on loco dolls, and are the rumors true, is loco industries going to be releasing their first ever line of goodswipe dolls ?

 

Hey Loco

I didn't realise you did a male version of your dolls, i thought they came in one type only!!

Do you post them to Ireland? LOL!

http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/11/693374#4245987

 

Is that large, or extra large?

 

Extra small. We understand!!

 

Well, you know you'd have to give a bit more information than - loco sized. I would prefer you to use a standard sizing measurement, either inches or centimetres, rather than one i can't really compare to anything, before i'd be prepared to spend any money.

 

Sir your POOR attempt at humor is offensive and slanderous at best. Mr. LOCO has informed me that he will be using a "standard" for determining the "dimensions" of said female companion dolle. If you plan on purchasing one of these dolles please consider they only come in one size and that may be a little large for your "tastes".

The GM
Legal counsel for LOCO Industries

 

@gm

I'm starting to get a bit confused here. Loco was talking about the male version of the loco doll, not a female one. Why would i want a female one? LOL!

 

Ms. Eva that is for the "male" dolle. It would be considered a female companion dolle, I know that our nomenclature is difficult to understand at times and I would like to apologize about that personally. Mr. LOCO is a very educated man and therefore uses LONGER and LARGER words than most of us are accustomed too.

Thanks for your understanding and your interest in the "male" dolle (female companion dolle).

The GM
Legal counsel for LOCO Industries

 

@gm, that's ok so, i wasn't sure if you were talking to me or rtm lol!

Now we just need to get this issue of size sorted out before i order one? .....